Doctors are the people we run to when we’re a little under the weather or slightly dying. They’ve trained for years and should be trusted, right? Well, in video games anyone can simply slap DR in front of their name and voila… Dr Robotnik.
Today’s list is 5 doctors you shouldn’t trust with your life.
Dr Ned is probably the most approachable doctor on this list even though he has killed more people than Harold Shipman. When we first meet the doc he lets us help with an operation which we mess up course.
But Dr Ned isn’t too fussed so don’t feel guilty. Sadly for us the doc does go a little off the rails in the DLC and we are forced to strike him from the active doctor’s register. Oh and then he comes back as an undead doctor and you kill him again.
Dr. J. S. Steinman was a well respected cosmetic surgeon before his move to the ocean floor otherwise known as ‘Rapture’. Over the years his obsession with beauty took him a little off the track but his enthusiasm remained .
Cut away
The right thing to do is put him out of his misery like the good vet you are… Is a vet a doctor? I really don’t know.
Did you know there is a doctor is Resident Evil 4? Well he doesn’t look as clean cut as you’d thick his stethoscope is a little chainsawy and his white coat got a little dirty and wrapped itself round his head. His specialty is curing headache which he can remedy in a single second. What a guy that Dr Salvador is.
Doctor Mario! What a cute a loveable doctor! And before the PS fan boys jump on this list… Yes we do acknowledge Nintendo, Xbox and PC games, sorry to disappoint. But don’t worry we love PS above all else. I digress.
In the aptly named Dr. Mario your job is to ram medication down the throat of your patient until all bacteria has gone. Yes Mario advises pill popping into madness. Maybe get your stomach pumped before leaving this hospital. Oh look now his brother is getting in on the act, back off Luigi! Forge your own path.
In addition to this Dr. Mario moonlights as a member of the fight club. He told me the first rule of fight club, but I forget.
So, we’ve reached the top of the malpractice list and it’s headed by you!
In surgeon simulator your job is to simulate what a surgeon does, well that was easier to explain than I thought. But to be more specific you will be removing lungs, hearts, eyes and brains as you propel up the insane doctor leaderboard. The problems begin when you realize your hands are as useful as chopsticks on a frog but the most satisfying element happens once you’ve scooped out your victim’s, I mean patience brain to simply drop in a fresh one. This proves that brain surgery isn’t rocket science.
So, that’s our list. Did we miss any of your favourite surgeons, physicians or gynecologists? Please sound off below!
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